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edidin: Please tell the story about Alice and the machetes.
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seananmcguire:

Alice–my large female Maine Coon–is big enough that she can basically lift up to ten pounds, and drag anything that she has lifted around the house.  I have a few machetes in the front hall closet (mostly used to menace my sister while she showers).  Alice sees me fetch them out often.

About a year ago, she wanted a treat, and I was ignoring her to keep making word count.  So she went to the machete closet, opened it, grabbed one of the machetes in her teeth…

…and dragged it down the hall to my room, where she presented it to me and sang the song of her people.

Alice got treats.

eliias-bouchard:

hometeam-showgirl:

childhoodgrave:

please do not fall for staff claiming trans womens faces being labeled mature is a “bug” i have had nudes and cis women in lingerie blazed to me CONSTANTLY with zero content labels or warnings, clearly any labels being added to posts are done by people. that and any text posts criticizing staffs rampant terf and nazi problem being labeled mature as well. it is very blatant obvious transmisogyny on staffs end and theyre giving up a flimsy excuse to try and avoid liability on the legal end of things

This seems like a good time to share these screenshots 🙃

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[ID1: The Tumblr search results for “horny”. There is a banner reading “Hold up! This search contains content intended for mature audiences. Only posts with a community label applied will be displayed. Seen inappropriate content, or anything that violates Tumblr guidelines? Please let us know so we can help keep the community safe.” On the banner are two buttons, one reading “Take me to settings” and another reading “Learn more”.

Below this is the start of a post, with the poster’s URL visible.

ID2: The Tumblr search results for “horny queer”. There is a banner reading “Hold your horses! These search results are likely to contain content which does not comply with Tumblr’s Community Guidelines. To help keep everyone safe we’re not displaying any content here.” There’s a button reading “learn more”, and no posts are visible. /end ID]

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captainsblogsupplemental:

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#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like ‘i believe i have successfully played a ‘practical joke’ on you :)’#riker loses it & claps him on the back like ‘wow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that again’

Perfect.

Actually it’s 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer “round numbers”, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety. 

After all, comedy is timing.

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neuroticboyfriend:

next specialist to refuse testing or blame my maladies on my anxiety or weight despite me asking (begging, at this point) for further testing/a differential diagnosis is getting hit with the “document your refusal in my chart.” no i am not “taking it one step at a time” no i am not accepting “you’re just anxious” or “you’re just overweight” as an answer. you are going to be a FUCKING DOCTOR and treat me. fuck you.

this is ok to reblog btw, i Encourage people in similar situations to express their anger. you deserve better we all fucking deserve better. no more being afraid of making them upset or angry. THEY make us suffer and want to die with their negligence. whatever discomfort we bring them by demanding documentation doesnt mean SHIT compared to what we go through.

rise up my disabled siblings, we have nothing to lose but a shitty fucking doctor.

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bewilderduck:

xxtc-96xx:

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pseudologla:

zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

What’s an iPod?

been on tumblr so long my text post is outdated…

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This was me yesterday when I saw someone thinking paint 3D was the original MS paint

they thought what…

my favorite thing about this post is that it originally started like this but someone snuck in another bullet along the way when you could still edit other people’s posts. the depth. the history. the tumblr lore. mystery author, i know you’re out there somewhere…

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daloy-politsey:

I’ve seen some people respond to governments restricting trans affirming care for autistic people with statements like “autistic people have higher IQs” and “I’m autistic and I have a biology degree” and I’d just like to say that autistic trans people with low IQs and no degrees also deserve to medically transition should they choose to do so.

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capricorn-0mnikorn:

strawlessandbraless:

Some Praying Mantis Aesthetic for your feed 🙏

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Devil’s Flower Mantis (many species) 😈 🪻

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Orchid Praying Mantis 🌸

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Kung Fu Praying Mantis 🥋

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Spiny Flower Praying Mantis 🌵🌺

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Conehead Praying Mantis🍦

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Shield Praying Mantis 🛡️ 🍃

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Mediterranean Praying Mantis 👯‍♀️

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Malaysian Orchid Praying Mantis 🪷

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That spiny flower mantis looks like they’ve got smiley faces on their wings.

Sorry boss, I need the day off. Yeah, looking at pictures of praying mantises again. Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah struck by the breathtaking beauty of life in the world in its infinite complexity.